Well, okay. So I did not actually get fired (yet) but if it is any consolation, I am well on my way. Never mind that it’s a great job, I have sharp associates, generous benefits and work in a well-appointed office – I am doing 95 on the “You are so fired” expressway. Join me and the Sons of Unemployment MC by following my ten step program for getting yourself and your position eliminated. I originally envisioned a “12-step program” but you will probably get “right-sized” by step five. It works like a champ and there is no need to memorize it. Most of the time this system “just happens” as the ERP consultant is on a flight path right into the side of a mountain.